Recently, the mutual butt-scratching relationship between the U.S. and Cuban-American politicians resulted in too-dirty finger-nails for the Bush Administration.
Reversing course and granting permission only after Cuba agreed to donate proceeds to victims of Hurricane Katrina, was undoubtedly another small victory for Cuba. It is being celebrated, I’m sure, around government water-coolers the world over. The world loves it when a small country makes the U.S. look dumb.
The initial rejection of permission for Cuba to play in America was ignorant and amateurish. Everyone knows that, in America, sports trump politics. Everyone also knows that the kid that exercises the "it’s my ball" privilege makes no friends.
What everyone isn’t aware of is the outrageous, offensive, reprehensible, and disgusting spectacle that is the typical Cuban-American politician. [Full disclosure: I'm Cuban-American]
Reuters gives a shining example:
Anti-Castro exiles in Miami were disappointed the Bush administration had allowed Cuba to play in the United States.
Cuban-American congressman Lincoln Diaz-Balart, a Florida Republican, said Castro would use the tournament for propaganda purposes and called on Cuban players to defect.
“I hope that the Cuban players will use this opportunity to escape totalitarianism and reach freedom in the U.S.,” he said in statement.
You wish that, Lincoln… is that right? Hey, Cubans are "freedom-loving people", why not kidnap the sons of bitches and send them to Gitmo?
Why didn’t you just wish out loud that the mothers of the Cuban players not be able to see their children’s games because of bad television reception?
It wouldn’t surprise me one loaf of Cuban bread if Castro makes Elian a bat boy just to parade him around Cuban-Americans, i.e., the people that tried to forcibly separate him from his father.
Elian certainly looks happy and healthy. I bet he eats well… just like the baseball players do. It’s the rest of the people that have a hard time.
Most Americans don’t see that because their oppressive government doesn’t let them travel to Cuba at all.
Cuban-Americans have to wait three years instead of one to see their relatives in Cuba because of the Republican/Cuban-American butt-scratch machine. And even then, America doesn’t let us go there with enough money to help our families put food on the table. If you’re Mexican, Filipino, Chinese, or Russian, you can send home all the money your relatives might need. Cuban-Americans are too politically powerful to do the same.
About $240 of the $300 we’re permitted by America to send to relatives in Cuba actually gets to them. The rest goes to Western Union and Fidel. Want to guess how much of that $60 goes to Hurricane Katrina victims?
America keeps my aunt and uncle in Cuba, both in their 70’s, from visiting us in the United States.
This week, America denied the mother of my friend’s pregnant wife a visa to come help her daughter through her first childbirth. I guess they thought she was going to abandon her two other adolescent children to escape South America and "reach freedom in the U.S.".
Cuba is totalitarian. But from America’s beacon hand glows no world-wide welcome.
…except for baseball players.
We’ll take your baseball players.
whereIstand Tags
Tags: Politics by nick
2 Comments »