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Hey Buddy, got $9 trillion to spare?

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

A trillion is a number that nobody understands. Its just too big. A billion is too big as well. A billion is one thousand million. When you have a million, you must collect one thousand of those millions before you have a billion. Well… a trillion is when you collect one thousand of those billions. Nine trillion is when the universe explodes.

Here is what we know. Since Bush took office, he has raised the debt limit five times, and it now currently stands at $9.815 trillion. This is a lot of money. You know who the government borrows from? Your pension and social security. Isn’t that nice? We also owe Japan, China, the U.K., and many oil exporting countries.

But that doesn’t matter, does it? The president is responsible for paying off that debt. He has made it clear that his priorities lie in killing people in the middle east, and lining his pockets, so we are going to have to look somewhere else.

The first thing we need to do is severely curtail military spending. We don’t need more nukes than Jesus. The Pentagon gives itself some 400 billion every year so that it can continue to line the pockets of presidents and politicians who are invested in oil companies. But it also seems like a military build up of mass proportions. Unless we plan on invading planet Earth, I don’t think we need more nukes than Russia, China and everyone else combined times 3.

So, annually we spend $38 billion on education, $50 billion on children’s’ health insurance, $13 billion on humanitarian aid, and $2 billion on non-oil dependency. But then, we spend $463 billion on the Pentagon.

Our prestigious panel of high-ranking retired military and Dept. of Defense officials says $60 billion can be trimmed from the Pentagon budget without putting our troops at risk, weakening our national defense, or hurting our ability to fight terrorists. According to Dr. Lawrence Korb, who served as President Ronald Reagan’s assistant secretary of defense, the savings would come primarily from cutting obsolete Cold War weapons and excessive nuclear weapons from the defense budget. See Korb Report for more information.

-Truemajority.org

If we invested in education and healthcare what we did in the pentagon, we might have a new generation of better educated children (ones who don’t think God created humans with magical clay) with better jobs and more income, which in turn is better for the economy, which in turn is better for the national debt. Countries invest in us because of our strong economy, but we know that in order to avoid losing that interest, we need to keep it strong. So how can we get our economy on the treadmill and lifting glorious weights everyday? Invest in life, not death.

Death is stupid. Life is smart. Two heads are better than one, blowing up someone’s head with an M16 reduces two heads to one head.

It would seem that we are more interested in raising our children to be soldiers who sacrifice themselves so that corrupt presidents can get richer than raising our children to be successful scholars, artists, musicians and businessmen and women.

Obviously, none of us are smart enough to figure out how to reduce the national debt, thats why we need to throw some money at school and hope they produce smarter people.

Enjoy.

“This post is being submitted to the Facing Up Blog Carnival on the $9
Trillion Debt”

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Perverts on the subway

Friday, August 11th, 2006

I always knew that some people used better discretion than others when displaying their attraction to someone. I know when I was in college I had my butt squeezed by girls on many occasions at crowded parties, and it would bother me a little, but I wasn’t going to complain.

However, I saw twice now on the subway, incidents where creepy guys were taking pictures of girls with their cell phones. Once on the A heading north bound, a very attractive girl was sitting on a train reading a book. There were two other people in the car, me, and this creepy guy who got up from his seat on the other side of the car, walked over, sat next to me (across from her) pulled out his phone and started snapping pictures. What made me nervous was when the girl got off, so did the creepy guy.

Then yesterday, on a crowded train downtown, I was sitting next to this thick Neanderthal, when two girls walked onto the train… not very attractive in my opinion, but definitely caught the attention of this guy. He took out his phone and started taking pictures of their butts (one of them was standing up), their breasts, and their crotches. I couldn’t believe it, and when one of them looked at him, he put the phone to his ear like he was fooling anybody… making a phone call in a subway 2 stories below ground.

He kept looking at me to see if I was watching, which I was, but was good at pretending I wasn’t, and I couldn’t help but shake my head in disbelief.

What is the point of something like that? Voyeurism? It seems violating. I don’t know, its just creepy.

There are no laws against it, and maybe there shouldn’t be… but it seems like almost a form of sexual harassment.

Has anyone else noticed this or been the victim of this? How would it or does it make you feel?

Also, the NYPD is guilty of this as well. I’ve seen police officers stare girls down in really rude ways, whistling and making comments. Is it just me or are the standards for becoming a police officer in New York city incredibly low. I mean, there are so many of them, and a lot of the young ones rarely instill confidence in me. I’ve seen them walk right by fights, not doing anything, I’ve seen them joking around, horsing around in the subway, chatting on their cell phones, use their lights on their cars to get through traffic when there is no emergency… and when I used to work at the hospital on 168th, there was a cop in the ER, and next to her was some guy in a bed who was handcuffed to it… I asked her what he did and she said "That nigga touched some girl’s booty, shiitt, he can’t do that shit…" and then she went on, her language so cut up and entrenched in slang that I couldn’t understand what she was saying.

If she had to get people out of a building or something… I don’t know that she would be successful. Part of being a police officer is having a good ability to communicate verbally, in a very clear and effective manner. I’ve seen every episode of COPS, and that has been one thing very consistent with every police officer… except here in this city. I notice billboards on the subway last year urging people to take the NYPD exam…

I can’t decide if having a whole bunch of mediocre cops, or a few really good cops makes me feel safer. Never the less, someone needs to tell them that they can’t be ogling girls and whistling at them while in uniform.

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Hotter than a whore on nickel night! UPDATE for Donovan

Tuesday, July 18th, 2006

Walking along broadway today, I notice the long forlorn pale faces of those who have been screwed by the heat. They look like zombies, barely walking, eyes not shifting, sweat everywhere. Then I look in a reflection and realize that I look the same way. Everyone’s air conditioning is on full blast, water condensing and dumping onto the street. Various fire hydrants are spewing cold water in fine mists, creating that wet pavement smell.

Its a hot day today, setting some records, but whats even worse is the humidity.

I was looking at the map of the US yesterday, and the whole place was in red, with temperatures in the 80s. There was one tiny place that had a cool temperature of 74, and of course, no humidity whatsoever. That place of course was my home town of Mill Valley, California. Man do I wish I still lived there, especially during times like this. The rent if cheaper by significant degrees, and the weather is excellent and perfect all year round. Never humid, never freezing… just right.

It as if god dwells there, or maybe Jesus, and we just don’t know it yet. I’m so surprised that people still live here, when you can live there. I only moved here for my girlfriend, otherwise, I’d be where the wine is, and not be paying an arm and a leg to live there.

Stay cool everybody, drink lots of water and keep your physical activity to a minimum, stay out of the sun, and get some rest. If you get a chance, ask god why living on the east coast is so much harder than the west, and let me know the answer.

Enjoy.

UPDATE—- DONOVAN

Holy crap! How do you stay cool? Or are you just used to it by now?

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OH Google, you can’t stay out of the news can you

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

Well, I’m not sure if if this is good or bad. Google is going to censor itself in China, making internet users in China subject to the strict rules of the Chinese government.

Yes bad bad bad, Google you’re supposed to be the dawn of a new era, of free information flowing in and out of everyone’s butts. But wait… is it bad? China could just make it worse for its citizens by cutting off the internet all together. So maybe google headed off a disaster like that by introducing their great access to information slowly to China. Starting off under the radar, and slowly seeping in through the seams, and eventually, everyone will be able to access any information they want.

Besides, how the hell do you censor google. Isn’t that impossible by virtue of the sheer infinite bits of information on everything? in the world or something?

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Its a Good thing…

Saturday, December 24th, 2005

It is a good think that infocats isn’t black. Because if he were, he would hate himself.

It is a good thing infocats isn’t a woman who was raped and got pregnant, because if he was, he would allow himself to let the government decide whether or not he should have a baby.

It is a good things infocats isn’t Jewish or Atheist, because if he was he would not tolerate himself, he would marginalize, hate, perpetrate, and feel apathetic towards himself.

It is a good thing infocats isn’t free, because if he was he would be against himself, and try to limit himself.

It is a good thing infocats isn’t right (correct), because if he was, then evil would be rampant, people would be doing wrong all over the place, many would be killed for no reason and we would all live horrible and miserable lives.

It is very fortunate we are taking Christ out of mainstream, out of government, and out of education. People shouldn’t have christianity forced upon them no matter where they go. If christianity were somehow true, or logical, then I would be wrong. But since it isn’t, we’re all just telling our kids that 2 plus 2 equals magical powers.

The way of infocats is old, out-dated, archaic, silly, illogical, maniacal, apathetic, intolerant, hateful, disgusting, morbid, sad, deplorable, abhorrent, and just plain wrong.

Infocats doesn’t like people, he doesn’t care for humanity, wouldn’t donate to the poor, wouldn’t give blood, wouldn’t hire a black guy, would take over the world if he could, would tell women what to do and restrict their freedom… everything a republican would do. The way of infocats restricts humanity, makes it much less pleasurable and desirable. The way of infocats makes for a darker world, one that I had hoped we grew out of. Looks like there are still children among men.

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