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I’ve had some of my favorite WIS blogger quotes from the past year stashed away in my "notes" section for quite a while now. I thought today provided a suitable opportunity to publish them. I’ll let you comment on who you think is the author of each quote … and you better not cheat by searching for the quoted text!
Number 1:
Gay is the new black
Number 2:
Juses loves you, Adam. He loves you. He purrs when he thinks of you and in your sleep, Juses rubs his belly across your hands and his back across your tongue. Prrrrr…..
Number 3:
It’s really sick, almost as sick as people who think homosexuality is a disease and can be cured.
Number 4:
Is there a number of crucifixes or images of man that are claimed as your Christ that I can set on fire such that people like yourself will finally say, "OK, Christ no longer loves [you]?" How do I blaspheme your mystic figures sufficiently that they’ll stop loving me?
Number 5:
This is what is called fiction. Now please standby for what is called the truth.
Number 6:
… [H]e is obviously in disassociative extremis and unable to connect the day glow dots.
Number 7:
Al Gore went to seminary, does that make his views on global warming faith-based?
Number 8:
As though there were any doubt of this outcome, AE’s analysis of polygamous blogs from the Left confirmed his suspicions that liberals want to eat babies and slap his grandma. Fair enough.
Number 9:
I’m glad you’ve moved from the dark side. Welcome to freedom.
Number 10:
Mary Cheney is pregnant. And, she plans to raise it with the help of her lesbian lover. Man, that ought to really sicken the right-wing wackos!
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